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Puck

Mar 31 2006, 01:03 PM

"I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town."

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D2BCathie

Apr 1 2006, 12:57 PM

all I can say is this---

where in the world do you find these webpages???

Drew

Apr 1 2006, 02:00 PM

I love the 'hate mail' part.

rachem

Apr 1 2006, 02:26 PM

I love that site. It used to be big about 5 years ago - everyone in our dorm would joke around about it and tape pictures of ninjas to their doors.

My friend katie would always get drunk and say "ninja's are soooo sweet!"

It looks like it has been updated, but there are still no ninja movie scripts, and the ninja movie scripts were totally sweet.

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Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy's ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy's head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends.

but my favorite part is by far "my name is robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas"

Drew

Apr 1 2006, 02:57 PM

I love 'fact: ninjas are mammals'.

also the hate mail about how baby jesus is crying because of the site.

rachem

Apr 1 2006, 02:59 PM

hehehe.

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and cant find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves - guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.and dont even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: thats why we there are so few ninjas today.

there were some arguments on whether pirates or ninjas were more awesome. I personally liked the pirates so i was kinda this guys enemy.

allinanutshell

Apr 1 2006, 03:28 PM

Even though i do not know much about ninjas, I must say that your site is crap. It's sadly amusing, I'll give you that. I mean, where else can I read about some old man popping 19 boners...? Do you even know what a boner is ya retard? Anothing thing.. how can one smear pap all over anything? A papsmear is a test where your boobs are mushed (for lack of better word) in between two panes of glass to look for tumours and the like. There is no smearing of anything involved. So giggle as much as you want over this, little schoolgirl. Get a life, but first get a brain.

Bianca

WTF and she's calling him a retard? Thats scary.

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