fun chuck norris facts:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the button, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

On April 26, 1986, after a private meeting between Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev, Chuck Norris was briefed by the President on Russia's explicit denial that a being such as Chuck Norris existed. In pure rage, Chuck Norris swam the Pacific, trekked across the Russian tundra barefoot and single-handedly destroyed an entire town. Overcome by shame, the Russians renamed it Chernobyl.

and many, many more: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

These are so weird...someone needs a hobby! (though I think I've seen some of that list with Sylvester Stallone's name substituted, lol)

I have seen this site around a lot lately, and I think it's funny. I like how obsessed they are with the "roundhouse" move:).

... When Chuck Norris goes in the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
The water gets Chuck Norris'd.


The local sports radio station guys in the afternoon were doing all of these Chuck Norris things from wherever they came from, about 2 months ago. Pretty damn funny when the right person is telling them off.