Full Version: Wanna see my Big Johnson?
It's huuuuuuuuge!!!!! 
I don't know, sweeties. Is there any significance to the fact that the "Big Johnson" is prominantly displaying a measurement of 4 inches? Say what you will, but a 4 inch "Big Johnson" doesn't really impress me, darlings.
Omigawd, my glass is empty!
Omigawd, my glass is empty!
That's retracted. It extends out to 25 feet! 
Push a lever and it shoots back in, imagine the friction applied to anything holding on when it does!!
QUOTE (Jack Daniel's @ May 4 2005, 12:44 PM)
That's retracted. It extends out to 25 feet!
Jack, sweetie! There's always some story... some extenuating circumstances... some sort of excuse, darling. I only reported what I (and anyone else) could see with my own eyes. It says 4 inches. Plain and simple.Apparently, Andy thinks that is "huge."
Oh, and don't forget that other line: it's not how big it is, it's how you use it. amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;;)
Yeah.
Right.Omigawd, my glass is empty!
QUOTE (Jack Daniel's @ May 4 2005, 09:51 AM)
...despite all the remarks suggesting ... well you know .... my husband would love such a beast. ...as he remarks often about his tools ... if you have the right tool, anything is possible!
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